1999 Toyota 24 Hours of Canaan
The Song of Dondo

If I Had a Rocking Lawn Chair (Sung to the tune of Bruce Coburn's "If I Had a Rocket Launcher") Here comes a muddy rider, Second time today, Ev'rybody scatters, And hopes he knows his way How many worms he's murdered, Only God can say... REFRAIN If I had a rocking lawn chair, If I had a rocking lawn chair, If I had a rocking lawn chair, I'd sleep for half a day Well I don't believe in GripShift, RapidFire makes my day, To my pit the bikes keep coming, Been on my feet since half-past May How much skin's left on my knuckles, Only God can say... REFRAIN Bloodshot eyes and swollen fingers, Just two more laps to go, Haven't showered since last Friday, Who's idea was this freak show? Can we drive home without dozing? Only God can say... If I had a rocking lawn chair, If I had a rocking lawn chair, If I had a rocking lawn chair, I'd sleep all night and day.

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